Okay You Funy People--Time to warm up your humor (PC humor please!) And get ready for the After Dinner Speech with a bit of silliness and a quick citation review! Make up a funny fake citation, the more outlandish the better, but use correct form to get your giggles! I'll go first: According to Dr. Bullymean, "Pudgy babies must get their butts on the treadmill, even if they have to crawl" (par 3, htttp://www.medhead.com).
Friday, May 04, 2007
Funny fake citations and Good Times!
Okay You Funy People--Time to warm up your humor (PC humor please!) And get ready for the After Dinner Speech with a bit of silliness and a quick citation review! Make up a funny fake citation, the more outlandish the better, but use correct form to get your giggles! I'll go first: According to Dr. Bullymean, "Pudgy babies must get their butts on the treadmill, even if they have to crawl" (par 3, htttp://www.medhead.com).
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When I was growing up, my grandfather always said, "there's no use crying over spilled milk, when it could have been whiskey" (Pap George's Sayings from the Old Country).
Darcie
According to Goodman,"Good stuff come in small packages.Just a blog to improve your grade.Too good to be true? Why not get off that couch and just do it to prove me a liar." (par2)
www,blogbooster.com
Euchay.
According to the Fart Master, "To increase your farting skills, you must eat plenty of bean cheese egg rolls" (pg. 2, http://www.invisiblefartcatcher.com).
See H.
Oby
Zen says, "before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critizise them, you are mile away and you have their shoes." (www.richardpettinger.com/funny_quotes)
Quoted in the article "Taking Care of Babies'Teeth", Dr.Gum said, "Babies should have their teeth flossing in order to prevent tooth decay even if they have only one." (par4)
http://www.gum.floss.com
Tram Nguyen
According to Dr. Dumb "The main reason people sleep is because they are tired." (www.tired.com)
Curtis
"i think animal testing is a terrible; idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." (par1)
(wwwrichardpettinger;com/funny-quotes)
fatana
"it is a mistake to think you can slove any major problem just with potatoes."
(wwwrichardpettinger.com/funny-quotes)
fatana
According to Peter Kay, "If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?"
-barira
Another one according to Peter Kay, “ Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?"
-barira
In the latest issue of "Frankenbaby Online", Baby K. Geegnome, recent arrival to planet Earth, shocked the nation with his bald frankness:
"I should have invested in a gene splice...say a giraffe... much rather be ambulatory at birth !"
(p. 343, http://www.totalgenemakeover.org)
That was funny guys. Good job.
Oby
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