Blog 5 is all about films! The after dinner speeches will be conducted as though we are all attending a film festival and have been screening all day and then meet up for a big festival dinner. So, get dramatic or funny, ham it up a bit now that you've mastered the public speaking thing! No doubt some stars and big directors will be there, so look sharp! After the dinner, I will propose a toast and start the discussion of who likes what film best, why and other little details of our day (informal after dinner speeches should be 2 1/2 to 3 minutes long.) No outline is required for these speeches, but do prepare by remembering to use an informal structure of intro-body-conclusion, make one informal oral citation, and feel free to share a quote from the movie or funny saying that connects to the film. Remember, don't summarize much, but do contextualize the film you refer to with just a sentence or two. In this blog, tell a funny but very PC joke or funny saying and make an informal oral citation, ie: Like Dad always said, "The early bird gets influenza.." hahahahahahaha???????? I am trusting you to avoid any offensive comments here.
Monday, July 09, 2007
BLOG 5: After Dinner PC Humnor
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A most memorable and cherish phrase that i have always referred to when unpredictable events happen in life is depicted in the movie,
"Forest Gump." In reference to the character Forest, he mention "life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what your gonna get." Good ol Forest Gump will always be instill in my perspective in life.
Bryan Ngo
Hmmmm Let me see...
A priest, a rabbi, a monk are at a
house of...ooops...not pc..
OK...i'll try again
A Mexican, A White dude....WOW
certainly not pc...
Ok, Man i'm so not pc...
oH here's one...In the American Speaker (a book filled with the how to's of public speaking, guess i should've actually read it before doing my speeches),
"You have to technology a lot of credit. It's amazing how many kids today have jumped from childhood to computer literate without ever having landed on literate." guess that's could be taken the wrong way by someone but can't just about anything? So here's some advise; Grow a thick skin in this life, you'll need it.
Chris Margedant
A guy walks into a bar, asks the bartender for 10 shots of his best liquor. The guy downs all the shots in a matter of 2 minutes. The bartender says, are you ok? You drank those kinda quick. The guy answers...you'd drink like this too if you had what i have...
The bartender says, aww poor guy, cancer? The guy responds...no, 25 cents...as he sprints out of the bar.
mama always said....you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
:)
Lame joke by:
Pat Gregorio Jr.
?!?!?? huh?
when i find myself trap, stuck, or in tough situations in life, i think of what BRUCE LEE once said,
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
to either find a way around or through it.
HER
Lately, all I do is watch Korean soap operas.. I always hear the words "Aja aja, Fighting!" Now I say it too especially when I'm really down or when I'm so stressed out. It really helps.. Why don't you try it! It gives you a boost of confidence and strength in yourself. So, "Aja Aja, FIGHTING!!!"
last one from Jaclyn Aquino
i thought this was a cute one...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $100.00″
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $500.00”
Little Johnny says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”
like grandpa always said, “There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!”
Laarni ;)
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just
tell them straight out that they're going to die."
Like papa always said... If you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day, but... if you teach him how to fish you'll feed him for life.
R. McCarty
ps: Have a good weekend everyone!!!
The song says: "Don't worry be happy! I am always happy! Are you?Probably not - so remember - just joking "Don't Worry Be Happy" from that song I forgot the name it always on the radio! Especially be happy,and if you get a chance - watch the "Cutting Edge" video movie! Yours sincerely, Lori M.
like i said in the after dinner speech, watch out for spiderman 4, it' coming soon, to SHUSHI BARS near you...
kenny said
Maj. Dick Winters. A Lieutenant at the time, once promised himself after parachuting in behind enemy lines and fighting hard for his first of over 340 days said, "When all this is over, (The II World War) I am going to find myself a quiet farm to settle down at, and spend the rest of my life" (Band of Brothers)
I often think about that in my own life, once the chaos is over from earning a living, it would be nice to settle down in a quiet place, away from everything. Though my chaos is no where near what he went through I relate to it everyday and think of the quietness all of man needs to improve our minds. As the bible says, "Be still and know that I am God"
Ryan Sack
When I have faced difficult situations, I feel nervous and lose confidence. I always think what Bible's words. If you think that you will overcome, you will succeed.
Like my uncle always said everything in your life aren't importance. Happiness or unhappiness depends on your thoughs.
Thuy Trinh
I'm kind of confused on what to do but ill give it try...
The thing that i remember the most from the movies is a saying from the movie "Bad Boys 2." In the movie when the main characters are stressed they say "Wuussa." When i'm stressed over some things i just say Wuussa loudly and most of my stress in gone. U should try it when your mad .... Wuussaa
Navy
What is "PC" joke?
I always think that life is a big joke. I've read a book written by Frederic Beigbeder "L'amour dure trois ans" and proved my belief to myself even stronger. I wont tell what the book was about I just want to provide with author's quote. "Happiness doesnt exist, Love is empty..but it doesnt matter...." It doesnt sound funny, but when you say it to yourself while in a bad mood it helps....
Nina Z.
Picture two person sitting next to one another in the stall....
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room; but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed: "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?" I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
O.K., this question is just too weird for me; but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously.....
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
Brittney says "Stop cell phone use while driving..." maybe we can add "and when using the toilet" to that list??!
K. Vang
I find that comedy is the most stress release when come to make our mind relax and free from anxiety. Sometimes everyone need to laught once in a while is good our health and comedy T.V. shows could release daily stress after a hard work day.
Thank you, Luan
Like most young adults, I have a fascination with Chuck Norris jokes. Growing up and watching numerous Chuck Norris movies and television shows, I can see why Chuck Norris is immortalized as an action star, often taking on dozens of foes at a time.
As a historian accounts, "Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."
Also, it is been reported that "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
Jason F.
DooDoooDeee doo...lets see if i have any jokes up my sleeve. okay.....*scratching head* i got one.
"Why did turtle cross the road???"
----TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION----
ORRR
"What do bears have in their houses???"
-----FUR-niture!------
well Anyways like my padre always says be the best person you can possibly be...BE YOU!
Reyna
Well lets see.........
I dont i have a joke but i but i have a great lesson taught by my father. The lesson was never be jealouse and selfish. Because you never know when it can turn around and affect you. My dad used say always help the unfortunates and appriciate what you.
As my dad used to say..... People living in a house made of glass should not throw stones at other peoples house because if he he does the same you will be left without a house. God Bless you dad
vijay
I remembered the phrase from titanic, "You jump! I jump!". Expressing the strong feeling of love and willing to follow what the lover do.
This phrase is really touch when I was watching Titanic although I didn't really enjoy the entire movie. HAHA~
The last one is responsed by Vicky Hui
I get senior emails daily from my adopted grandfather and I can totally picture him bustin a gut while reading them...
George opened the back door to go turn off the light in their shed but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
"no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
I think the moral is that there is always a way to make yourself heard =)
K.McCombs
uhmm pc joke?? okk..
a blonde lady is driving 90 mph
in freeway with a 70mph
speed limit. after a few minutes
a police officer who is also a
blonde started to follow her. police office: "PULL OVER"..
then the blonde lady pulled over
the side of the freeway..
police officer: may i see your I.D. ma'am?
blonde lady: whats an I.D?
police officer: its a thing that
has your picture on it.
then the blonde lady looked through
her purse and then she found her
mirror. and then she looked at it
and she said to herself "OH MAYBE
THIS IS THE THING SHE'S LOOKING
FOR,, A THING THAT HAS MY PICTURE
ON IT"
blonde lady: here's my I.D.
police officer
then the police officer looked
through the mirror and she actually
saw herself. and she said "OH MY!
WE ACTUALLY LOOK THE SAME,, ALRIGHT
MS. YOU CAN GO AND REMEMBER TO STOP
SPEEDING"
--haha.. i actually got that joke
from a teacher when i was still in
highschool.. lol..
-robert hernandez
mmm How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say "fuck"?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO"!
I remember a memorable phrase from harry potter V. In one of the scene of the movie, Harry falls in love with a china girl and have his first kiss. After that, his classmates asked him "What's the feeling of first kiss?" and harry replied as "wet!"
This scene supposed to be romantic, but this turned out to be funny.
Wayne Tsang
"What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?"
You are a real fun-gi. ha ha......
My Aunt use to always say to me, "Birds of a feather flock together" The reason she use to say this to me was because she was afraid about the type of company I kept. She knew what she was talking about.
Daniel P.
My father-in-law is a bright man and when ever I can catch him off his guard I repeat to him what my Grandma used to say,"Must mean that the wheel is turning but the hampster is dead", or " lights on but nobody's home!"
last blog by Chad Lobato
Ok this isn't really a movie but it is one of the funniest commercial that I have seen...So here it goes...
This hotdog walks into a bar and hes just sitting there wondering why no one is servng him. So after a while he asked the bartender, "I thought that u served hotdogs?" and then ther bartender goes "we do," and he point to a picture of a hotdog that they serve which happens to be a picture of that same hotdoh.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...get it tey serve hotdogs...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Brittney Johnson
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