With the early spring break right around the corner, let's get a little bit silly here, otherwise serious scholars...Storytelling is a unique way to color your speeches and reports. It offers an imaginative attention getting angle or provides a way to tie a narrative together throughout the speech. It can make any dull report seem unique and personal. Coms theorists tell us that this is because stories remind us of universal myths we can all connect with. I'll start a story and I want each person to add at least 3 sentences, no more than 6--keep it clean, but goofy is ok...then we'll talk about it in class. Class, remember, that thing you are supposed to come to on Monday, Wed and/or Thurs??? HELLO!!!!! Check your alarm clocks and calendars people, we've had some serious empty seats this week, remember, according to my syllabus, you get points for simply attending class, and lose them each time you don't! Wear your pj's, bring your pillow, slam the coffee, whatever it takes!!! GET YOUR 'SASS TA CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our 2008 masterpiece Story begins like this:
Reginald knew it was going to be a bad day when an abandonned trailer unhitched, slid down a hill into his backyard and ran over his Communication textbook...
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Luckily, the one page of Reginald's notebook that was left intact was the one with his notes on a speech OUTLINE. He'll really need that for his next quiz, especially since his instructor is so strict about transitions! Just as he was breathing a sigh of relief over that, he received a text message from his girlfriend...
Jenna Wendley
Monday 7-10
The textbook was torn to shreads, but he had bigger worries to attend to. The trailer had a little something in it, the world was not to know of and he knew it. He had promised his parents never to reveal the secret, but even he didn't know what it was. He was about to open the trailer of the unknown. He open the trailer door and was horrified to see the...
The whole incident had startled Reginald because he was in the middle of a mission, one that he didn't want to end. He thought to himself, "I was so close and this had to happen. Of all the people, it had to be me!?" At this point, Reginald's girlfriend had already dressed. While leaving, she yelled,"Call me when you can afford a hotel!"Furious, Reginald pick up what was left of the book and threw it at the trailer.
Reginald was surprise to see that there was no damage to the textbook. Most of the damage went to the trailer. This lead to a mystery of the COMMUNICATION book...
Karrie Saefong
Monday 7-10
then suddenly, when Reginald thought his day couldn't get any worse, the trailer started to roll again and went striaight through his house. So not only was his book completely damaged so was his parent's living room. He didn't even know how to break the news to his family...
the last comment, i forgot to put my name again!
-Natalie Aihara
Reginald did not know that he was going to become a hero as he looked up from from his smashed notebook. He discovered the new Bonnie and Clyde serial killers Terry and Harry eating breakfast over a dead body lying beside their feet as the trailer door flung open. He ran terrified down the street about doors 10 down gasping for air in fear for his life in nothing but a pair of chili pepper boxers....
Monica Aguirre
Reginald was very disappointed to see that his book had gotten run over. The first question he asked himself is "why was it in the backyard?". It dawned on him, he gave it to his dog as a chew toy. Reginald had a good day, but his dog was little mad. :D
-Robert Patterson
When he raced to the bottom of the hill he came across the horror of seeing this textbook ripped in half and covered in mud. What am i going to do he thought to himself, if i don't have my book i'm going to fail the test but if i don't go to class i lose points. Reginald then thought for a minute, well i did study last night so i guess i don't need my my book so i'll go to school. leaving the muddy ripped textbook behind, got in his car and turned the key but the engine didn't start, all it did was sputter. UGH he thought to himself can my day get any worse?
ok wait...are we supposed to just add our 3 lines to the original prompt, or is this supposed to be one whole story line??
He gained furious to the point where he started to blame anyone in plain sight; his dog, girlfriend, even the bum found piss drunk in the trailer. He was so passionate of the subject, he knew for sure someone was out to get him. All of a sudden Ashton Kutcher jumped out of the trailer, "You just got PUNKED!"
Vito Yanez
MW 730-840
Continuing from Jenna's storyline:
with the bad luck that had begun, his girlfriend's text read: let's break up. He didn't bother to text her back, he was only focusing on the quiz. Reginald took a bigger sigh, grabbed his backpack and started walking to school. As he was walking through the neighborhood, he heard a loud bark, he looked back and there stands a vicious dog...
Amy Song
I thought that each person was supposed to add to a continuous story, starting from where the last person left off so that we have one long story. It seems like each person is writing as if they are starting from where Sandi left off. Sandi, clarification? Thanks!
Jenna Wendley
REGINALD DECIEDED TO ASK GOD TO MAKE HIS DAY BETTER. HE PRAISED GOD ALL THE WAY TILL HE GOT TO HIS MAILBOX. WHEN HE OPENED HIS MAILBOX HE RECIEVED A MILLION DOLLAR CHECK FROM HIS ONLY UNCLE THAT HE HAD NEVER MET. REGINALD WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BANK AND THEN TO THE BOOKSTORE.. HE BOUGHT HIS WHOLE CLASS NEW TEXT BOOKS HE TOLD THEM IT WAS FOR A EMERGENCY IN CASE ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO THE CLASS BOOK THEY ALREADY OWNED. THE WHOLE CLASS SAID THANK YOU LORD AND BEGIN TO PRAISE GOD IN THE COLLEGE CLASS ROOM. BEFORE CLASS WAS OVER REGINALD AND HIS WIFE SHAI'ELLESSE SANG A GOSPLE SONG CALLED "THE STORM IS OVER NOW " BY KIRK FRANKLIN A GOSPLE SINGER.
SHAIELLESSE WORKS
Ohh No, he said. Running toward whatever was left of his Comm textbook. He bent over onto his knees, with trembling hands he picked up pieces of the book, and held it close to his chest. As a tear drop fell, " I Love You, You helped me get through Comm class with an A" he says.
Sabrina Ha Nguyen
COMM301
Mondays 7p-10p
I just had to laugh at sabrina's comment, It was so funny. LOL
Continuing from Amy Song's storyline:
Reginald was scared to death!!! NICE PUPPY...NICE PUPPY, said Reginald. Now, he was only wishing that Genie would of been there and would of granted him his one last wish..."to disapear away from this vicious dog". But it was too bad that he didn't have that kind of LUCK. He ended up......
Por Ye Vang
Monday 7-10
The text book stuck to the wheel and the trailer proceeded to ram into the side of the house. The textbook was gone for and never to be read again! For the rest of the year reginald's is bookless which means drop the class.
mike hacker
I understood the prompt to mean continue so this is picking up from Por Ye Vang. Pulling out his lunch and thrwing it had the dog he knew it would stop the dog because it was steak sandwich. Regi, as his friends called him thought he could finally get to class with out being late because he knew how strict his Communications teacher was about getting to class. :) That was all untill the black van pulled up behind him...
aaron newman
As the trailer ran over the text book it got caught up in the axel and slid along with the trailer, down the hill and into the creek. So he started his way back up the hill when he saw a book store on the side of the road, so he walked in and no one was to be found. He stole the book and just as he walked out the……
the last cooment was mine....
marco-antonio cueva
Continuing from Aaron Newman
Out of the black van stepped two men dressed in black. They were the Men in Black. Regi stared at the men wondering who the heck they were and what did they have to do with the crazy trailer, his ruined Communications book, his girlfriend breaking up with him and the dog he had to give his steak sandwich to just to save himself. Suddenly Regi was pulled from his thoughts when one of the men asked "Are you Reginald?" ..........
Geez...do U guys even know how to spell?
Of course it happened just when he thought things couldn't have gotten worse. So far that morning he'd burnt the Hot Pocket he was warming up in the microwave leaving what seemed like a permanent stench in the microwave and in the walls of his house. He slipped while getting in the shower and bumped his elbow on top of the toilet seat, grabbed the shower curtain for support on his way down, and managed to tear up his entire bathroom all in a matter of seconds. This, of course, was probably how he ended up forgetting about the burning Hot Pocket. As he stood in his backyard hungry, with his elbow and pride throbbing, he tried to figure out where he was going to get another communications textbook for the low price of the $1.62 he had in his checking account.
-Malikka Rogers
In a flash Reginald recalled the large jar of loose change he kept for emergencies or the occasional spring break jaunt. Unfortunately, all he found was $3.12, a button and some lint. "I know ", he said, "I'll text my group members and see if we can meet before class!" Of course, his battery was low...
Julie King
Reginald finally decided to go to the best bank in the West, Wells Fargo. He their met a banker by the name of Mario Perez, that recommended him to relax and put in an app. for a Home Equity Line of Credit. He was about to sign the documents when he reached over for a pen, spilled the bankers hot Apple Cider from Starbucks all over the documents, his Dolce & Gabana three piece Suit, and Reggies own hand, He had to go to the ER for 2nd degree burns....
----Mario Perez- W 7pm
While he was in the ER for the second degree burns, he saw a beautiful nurse walking pass him.In his head, he said, "oh my gosh, what a beatiful womman." "I'll come here all the time just to see her". While looking at the beautiful nurse, he fogot......
My name is Judy from Comm 301. I forgot to put my name on the previous posting. It is after Mario Perez.^^^^^^^^
Continuing from "Are you Reginald?" Reginald was unable to answer that question because he was pulled in the van immediatley and shoved in to the back. In the back of the van with him was Donald Trump. He couldn't believe his eyes. So he asked him are you really Donald Trump? And the man replied.....
~Kathy Sameron Monday 7-10
THIS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER IN THE HHIISSTTOORRYYYYYY OF BLOGGING---I LOVE IT...I WAS THINKING ONE BIG LONG STORY, BUT IT'S OK LIKE THIS A SLONG AS YOU SAY WHO YOU ARE CONNECTING TO...BRILLIAN STUFF, HILARIOUS!!!! I MUST HAVE THE MOST CREATIVE STUDENTS INLOS RIOS DISTRICT, NO ALL OF SACRAMENTO. NOOOOOOOOOO TH WORLD AT LARGE!!!!!
Continuing from Kathy Sameron..
To which Donald replied, "with this bad haircut who else could I be". Then he stated "Just when you thought your day could not get any worse". I have some bad news for you. For failing to take care of your comm book, You will now have to wear you hair just like mine for your next speech in class and your subject will be an informative discussion on....
Sergio Garcia
He was mad at fisrt, but then he felt a little releaved. He figured he would drop the class and have fun instaed but then he realized he wasn't a quiter and went after the book.
Courtney
that Reginald had just purchased the other day. So already startled by the loud crashing noise of the trailer Reginald walks out to his backyard to find his whole fence had been run down to the ground. As he slowly walks closer and closer to the trailer he notices a light turns on in the trailer, and just as he opens the door.....
Julius Arterberry
Reginald's day could not have started any worse. staring at the books remnants he began to ponder if he was even going to attend class today. The test was open book, and without a book Reginald felt he almost certainly fail. However magic aliens decided to shoot down from outer space and give Reginald an exact copy of the book in question. Now he wondered how he would tell his friends and if they would even believe them.
~Roger Bascou~
(from original prompt since I'm a little too confused...)
His jaw hit the ground and it felt as if the world came to a complete halt as he stared speechless at the book. He searched for his cell phone to call one of his communication group members to let them know he wasn't bringing his book to class. So frantic, he pulled his phone out of his pocket, but in the slowest of motion it slipped from his hands into the pool...
demolishing the homeowrk assignment he stayed up all night working on. As he looked upon the trailer in amazement, he wondered what he could of done to be the victum of such bad luck. After analyzing the situation, he decided to continue on with his day in hopes that his bad luck would change for the better, when all of a sudden...
Tyesha
Luckily, there were only a few wrinkled pages within Reginald's Communication textbook, but his room, which housed his computer, which housed all of his college and work assignments was completely destoyed! As Reginald stood there in utter disbelief, he remembered the conversation he had with his parents the night before. They told him that many people believed the abandonned trailer that sat on the hill was haunted, and that if you came within 30 feet of the trailer...
Forgot to attach my name to above:>)
Liz M.
Do you people not understand the concept of one CONTINEOUS story Sandi provided the intro you were supposed to continue from where the last person left off. How much sense does it make to restart the story every other time???? Sheeesh its not that hard a concept to understand peeeps!!! Lets get it together!!
(continued from Liz M.)
...it was said that there was a zombie from within that would gnaw the poor defenseless victim's face off! Unfortunately for Reginald, he was far too close to the trailer. (It did crash through his house after all.) So he ran, but it was too late. The zombie grabbed him by the...
-Jessica Atkins
....his book was completely shredded and the papers of the book were blowing in the wind. Reginald ran to the trailer to see if anyone was in it. He opened the door to the trailer and the most beautiful women he'd laid eyes on stumbled out of the door and said....
Alonzo Maxwell
He replied with, oh no my textbook is ruined and shredded into millions of pieces. what am I going to do? I have a test coming up and now i can't study for it. I sat there with sadness thinking what i should do. what am i suppose to tell me teacher, he is never going to believe that a trailer had ran over my book and ripped it into pieces. "That just like telling him that a dog ate my homework.
Tara-Ann Grewal
COMM301
Mondays 7p-10p
as reginalds notebook flew out into the streets, his heart sank. A passing church bus was the first to notice the papers flying all over the highway. The bus came to a stop to assist this poor soul who had his belongings flung aside by the wind. Only at the last minute did the driver see what was spread out all over the highway, PORN. Literally a thousand pages of provocative pictures now litered the highway like a porno art gallery. Reginald was mortified his entire notebook full of his favorite porn clippings was spread out for all to see. He rushed to try and clean up the mess but the damage had already taken it's toll. With a mortified look on his face, reginald watched in horror as the church kindergarten group left the bus to help him pick up his pictures. In that one moment 50 tiny innocent first graders lives were changed forever.....
Brandon Hooper
Reginald, struck with panic, ran over to see if his text book had survived the crash. He got three feet away from the trailer and was able to see that his book was intact. At the same moment the door to the trailer creeked open to reveal a rather large, and extremely upset, pitbull. The two were at a visual stand off; one waiting on the other to make a move. Then, after what seemed like an eternity passed by, Reginald reached out in flash, turned, and made a run for it. The vicious dog lunged at him only feet behind Reginald. Reginald made a desperate run for the nearest fence. As he neared it he knew he had one chance to get it right. He reached for the fence, propt his foot on it, and in a single leep he was over. After breathing a sigh of relief he felt his foot cold, he looked down, and realized that the dog got his shoe. His sneaker was gone, but at least he saved his comm textbook.
Sorry, I got carried away.
Esteban Lepe
Comm 301, CRC, M
Unfortunately, the text book was still in tact. Darn it, he thought, that would have been the perfect excuse to get out of the tonight's quiz. Right then, he knew that communications is more powerful than any trailer.
Pat Myers
Monday Nights
Continuing on from Sergio Garcia
... me Donald Trump. "No!" Reginald cried. "I refuse to wear my hair like you!" Reginald then punched Donald in the face, but when he was about to swing again, the two men in black held him down. Donald was furious, "Now you're going to get it" he said. Donald took out a razor and moved towards Reginald's and slowly began to shave his head.
Julia Nguyen
Comms 301 Monday 7-10:05
He was glad that his book was torn into pieces because he had an excuse to not read his comm book. When he was sitting there waiting for a car to come by, he remembered that he needs the book to prepare himself for his presentation. He went and tried to put the pieces of chapter 9 together.
con khlok
He ran away in fear that the trailer will attack him. He threw a stone at it behind a bush. Then his backpack, then a squirrel. But to no luck, the ravenous trailer home stood there intently vicious, and completely stuck to the ground. He was scared, he started to yell at it, "Go away! Leave me alone you killer trailer home." The trailer just stood there, waiting. Waiting for him, thinking of his next move, to just sit there. Then the trailer made his move, zoom, shazam, the trailer is cornering his prey, it begun its process of rusting. "Oh no" shouted Reginald, he ran away, running towards his door. He looked back, he saw the trailer, just sitting there. He screamed "Im gonna die, help me someone" He made it inside his house. He look outside. And the trailer, still there, waiting, waiting for him.
Marco Ruiz
Not only was the book completely destroyed, but the trailer caught on fire so he in a panic he called Jack & Jill to fetch him a pail of water and Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
S.Chavez
Mon 7-10
Reginald's heart raced as he went to check the damage of the book. He thought about how much the book cost and since this was a new edition, it would have to be replaced. He wondered in the book store had another one in stock and could he get there before it closed since he never knew when there was going to be a quiz. And he had not even read chapter 4,5 or 6.
Maxine Blake
He had only sat it down for a minute to tie his shoe and the next thing he knew BAM....... the book was totally destroyed. Reginald fumbled through the wreckage, trying desperately to see what was left of his comm book, when all of a sudden......
The book was destroyed! He started to cry and buried his face in his hands. Then he realized he had homework to do and started crying even harder. Then he thought aloud, "Maybe if i go to CRC and explain what happened they will give me another one!" His siter yelled from inside the house, "In your dreams!" He started to cry again...
*Linley*
Colin McAteer--The message said that she needed a ride and to borrow his notebook for speech class. He had an idea. He would borrow his parents car. Speed down to her house and tell her to use the saved notes. He later that year won the best boyfriend of the year award and received a lifetime supply of mint chip girl scout cookies.
from Julia. . .
Reginald now bookless,lunchless,hairless, single and clearly late for class decided to see where this ride was going to take him. He thought, "I wonder if Sandi is going to buy this as my really good reason for missing class?" How ever was he going to turn this into a speech? The van screeched to a halt, the men in black jumped out and . . .
from Julia. . .
Reginald now bookless,lunchless,hairless, single and clearly late for class decided to see where this ride was going to take him. He thought, "I wonder if Sandi is going to buy this as my really good reason for missing class?" How ever was he going to turn this into a speech? The van screeched to a halt, the men in black jumped out and . . .
Megan Burror
...I forgot to sign my name. My entry was after Roger Bascou's.... : D
--Brittany Bianchini
COMM361 Thursdays
Before Reginald could jump out himself the Men in Black turned around and zapped him with the "Erase your memory" laser beam and then Reginald, stunned, looked around and realized he could not remember where he was, why he had a communications book in his hand and not even what his own name was so...
~BrittneyB.~
he just decided to walk and look around to see if he might remember anything, as he was walkinghe bumped into one of his classmates form comm class, sohi calssmate asked him if he will be going to class tonight, Reginald just stood there and looked at him and said....
jehad nassar
he just decided to walk and look around to see if he might remember anything, as he was walking he bumped into one of his classmates form comm class, so his calssmate asked him if he will be going to class tonight, Reginald just stood there and looked at him and said....
jehad nassar
From jehad nassars post -----
"Class what class? I have no idea what is going on here." After his friend explained that he had to be in communications class Reginald responded "O well yes then I will be there." He followed his classmate into class very confused. The teacher came to the front of the class and told everyone to take out there text books.With this Reginald did not know what to do so he decided to...
Sandra Jimenez
he decided to take the book from under his sleeping neighbor due to the fact that the class was in the morning. once his neighbor started to wake he ignored him and continued to work from his book until...
-Cristina Martinez
He sighed with relif, knowing that he had a HUGE speech to give on monday. As he skimmed through the textbook he realized that the textbook was a magical textbook and a burst of light came through the pages...
He sighed with relief, knowing that he had a HUGE speech to give on monday. As he skimmed through the textbook he realized that the textbook was a magical textbook and a burst of light came through the pages. After an adventurous journey through the pages of communications, he suddlenly woke up and realized it was all a dream!!
-Cassie Kopa
and his art project that was due later on today. Reginald started to panic because he depended on his project to pass the class for the semester. He went back to his room to gather some stuff to quickly put something together for his project.
-Jenilee gayda
So...he looked around his room and bascially made the decision that is going to have "MacGyver" some type of art project together. He grabbed three items in his room, a stick of gum, a plastic hanger, and some yarn. Were these items sufficient??? There was no way to know unless he started to chew the gum......
Melissa X.
So...he looked around his room and bascially made the decision that is going to have "MacGyver" some type of art project together. He grabbed three items in his room, a stick of gum, a plastic hanger, and some yarn. Were these items sufficient??? There was no way to know unless he started to chew the gum......
Melissa X.
And with that reginald set off! He twisted the hanger here and tied the yarn to that end- added a little gum to this end. He sat back and looked at his finished product. What in the world had he made? He looks up to see his clock-he was late!!! There was no looking back now! Reginald makes it to class just in time to slip in but his teacher notices him. "Regi-your're first." He grabs his "project" and heads to the front of the class.......
JANET ROBLES
Fortunately he had powers like Meteor Man and all he had to do was touch a book and know all of its contents, this was a wonderful gift come test time. Then he smacked his forehead when he relized that he had borrowed the book from the pretty girl that sits across from him in class.
-Adrian Mcintosh
Poor Reginald's book was completeley totalled.& to make matters worse...he was advised by his professor to bring the textbook into class that very same day.After that,everything kept going down hill for Reginald;from tripping and scraping his knee,to being late to work and class...
-Carina Robles
HE COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAD HAPPENED. HE FELT FURIOUS BECAUSE HE HAD PAID SO MUCH MONEY FOR IT. but what made him even more sad and depressed was the fact that the trailer had also ran over his familys cat. the cat had been with his family for over 15 years...
SARA BARAJAS
Regi cried so hard over the loss of his cat that he had forgotten about class and missed it! "Oh no!" he thought, "I lost my book, my cat and I missed class again." Then all of a sudden he heard his name...sounded like from a far off distance...it was his roommate..."dude, wake up!" When Regi woke up, he couldn't believe it was all just a dream...
Oops...that very last comment was mine!
Emma Braley
Comm 361
left off from Cristina Martinez...
but as Reginald looked over at his neighbor, he went to run his fingers threw his hair..and he realized he was bald. Reginald thought "how did this happen". At that same moment Reginald had this feeling as though someone was watching him from the back of the room. Reginald turned around from his seat...
Tiffany Wall
Reginald suddenly fell off and hit his head really really hard on the tile and passed out. When he woke up he was in what looked to him like the jungle...He thought..how did i get here but he couldn't remember...and a man shouted out his name from a far distance and guided him back to a camp site with a lot of other people that looked a little crazy...the doctor assured him that they would keep a close eye on him and he than remembered all of sudden that he had alzheimers!! oh no he thought...then he was pacing around and looked up and saw...
Rosalia
Thurs 7-10
(not sure what to do so i'll do both)
As it hit Reginald's book the trailer went airborne. As the trailer flew, Reginald watched as it cleared his entire house and headed to his despised enemy Bill's house. With a tremendous crash, Bill's house now has a sky light.
or
continuing Rosalia's...
...a monsterous, Godzilla sized rabbit destroying the campsite. Knowing the killer rabbit was after his lucky rabbit's foot, Reginald hopped on his dirt bike and sped out of camp. Sensing its prize leave the area, the monster rabbit stormed off after it. As Reginald weaved in and out of trees he could'nt help but look back and see the viscous looking rabbit gaining on him. All of a sudden out of no where came...
Kyle Jeremica
M 7-10 class
What do I do now? Reginald thought to himself as he sat down on the curb of the sidewalk. "maybe I'll have to somehow tow it off my book". "Or maybe I'll have to blow the trailer up to get to my book". While Reginald's immagination continued to run wild with exciting thoughts, a sudden slight breeze filled the air and gently blew the trailer forward and off the text book. Shocked, Reginald walked over and got the book up off the sidewalk. "I guess that means I have to get back to finishing my homework" he said with disappointment....
`Gaby
unfortunatly the book was destroyed along with 2 months of work for a speech that is do that day. he shook it off then got dressed only to forget his pants and spill coffe on his white shirt in the design of a natzi sign. everyone at school thought he was a wierdo
Continuing from Cristina Martinez
until his neighbor began to yell, "Where's my book, who took my book?" Reginald began to sink down into his chair, and hid his face behind his book. All eyes went on Reginald, by the looks of him everyone knew he had taken it...
Everett Luc
Comms 301
Mon 7-10:05
but he would never be able to admit that, he started to explain himself but he just couldn't get words to form in his mouth, then the idea struck him. he would just have to make it beleivable. so he opened his mouth and said...
(that last one was me Taryn giudicessi)
"whatever....just stare at me because you all know i'm too damn fine." Reginald continued on out the door and thought to himself, "this textbook has gotten my panties in a bunch, and i can't pick it out....hmmm I'm gonna book a flight to Tahiti. That's what i need." So off he went to his house and jumped on to expedia to look for good travel rates. Suddenly, the door bell rang....
JAYMEE GARCIA
MON 7-10PM
...but the destruction of his beloved book was the least of his worries, out of the trailer jumped out twelve highly-trained tweeker-ninja-midjets, weilding numb-chucks and bo-staffs they announced that they had been sent by President Bush to interigate him as to his suffing of web sites containing Mildle-Eastern pornos. At that moment, Regionald died of shock. The end.
Then Reginald's backpack blow away with all his class work in it. He satarted crying hoping for a merica. Then his feary god-pimp came along and pimped him out. The fayer god pimp told Reginald to play it koo and go get it on with his history teacher......lol
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