Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Spring 2008 Blog #2: Getting a laugh
Hi Gang! Humor is a great way to warm up an audience, or provide an attention getter or "hook" to open your speech or presentation. As long as it is appropriate, of course! For this blog, pretend you are planning to speak to a group about either fashion or sports (pick one, or BOTH!) State yopur speech topic and then provide a 3 or 4 sentence -- funny opening remark you could make to invite the audience to focus on your words..... Quotations, clean and PC jokes (no slurs or profanity) and or funny stories all work for this blog, and people love self depricating humor (making fun of yourself) So--give it a try, remember, people who can get a laugh usually relax both themselves and their audience, which helps with speech anxiety too! HAhahahahahahaha...HAHAHAhahahahah.......
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
74 comments:
Well my fake presentation would be about the rules of baseball. I found this joke online a thought it would be a good way to start a speech about the rules of the game. I don't understand baseball at all, do you? You don't have to understand it. Everything is decided by a man they call a vampire. I liked this because it really does show my knowlege of the game. The speech would have to be a research topic for me. Haha - Sandra Jimenez
Football, ya know ...that sport, sometimes, as a woman, is a little hard for me to grasp. You see the way I see it you have a bunch of growwwn men, ... all chasing after one little ball. It almost seems senseless. But I have been told there is more to the sport than that...
This would be my intro to a speech on the basic principles & rules of football.
Tiffany Wall
Guys wearing tight pants, i know some of you have seen it. Its a new fashion that i will never understand. Its common with folks that call themselves emo. It stands for emotional, which is a type of music. But the thing that cracks me up is i know some guys that buy girls pants because they "fit better"....so i say..."uh huh".
-Robert Patterson
Classmates, when I look at this assignment and saw that I had a choice of topics on fashion or sports. I thought oh this will be an easy choice for me. If you remember from our introduction assignment, I own a sports officiating business, so of course I should choose sports. Then I said to myself, Alonzo, step outside your box and your comfort level and do a speech on a fashion topic. After hours apon hours of serious thought about researching topics in fashion like, urban or high fashion clothing. I finally decided what I would do and now I'd like to speak about my SPORTS topic on.............
Alonzo Maxwell
Extreme Sports!!!...Being a latin american, and having grown up in the bay area, its a little hard to explain to friends and relatives of some of the things I'm doing out here in Sacramento. In the past two years I have picked up Kayaking, River Rafting, and my personal favorite SNOWBOARDING!!! My cousin has a hard time believing that I do these things!He asked me the other day "So you go down a steep hill at high speeds, feet tied to bindings, one platform, at temps below freezing!?!" I answered "Cool, Huh?" He replied "Estas Loco! (Your Crazy!), The only time i remember running/going down a hill at high speeds was when san diego was at the bottom! My non-resident alien days!!"---Mario Perez
One time i was watching Hockey game on T.V. with my boyfriend. He asked me, "how come there's no fan out there", i told him, "of course there's no fan out there, there's air conditioning". He started to laugh and looked at me. "i mean there is nobody watching the game". I say to myself," what a dork i am". DING DONG
Judy Au
comm.301
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber replied. "The sharks got 'em."
This is the opening joke I would use in my speech before I took a group of people out fishing along the coast of Florida for a day, It might put them at ease, Don't you think? :) ha, ha
-Erika
Erica~ luv ur's..it's hilarous!
Tiffany Wall
Thank You Tiffany.
Polka dots here,stripes there,big feathery hats & funky shoes!Have you ever seen a runway show & just thought to yourself "What in the world are they wearing?Do people really buy this?" I'm sure we all have, & the truth is,well,this is fashion....
This is how i'd start a speech on fashion,on how unique & funky it could be.
-Carina Robles
How creative!There are silly aspects on both sides of this one, nice work! Smiles--Sandra
PS: My speech would be about fashion, specifically the "shrug" -- what is is, a sweater, a poncho, arm-warmers???? I need answers!!!
My favorite sport is "SCABBLE". Didn't you know that "SCRABBLE" is sport? I saw it on ESPN just the other day.Doesnt that make it a sport? There must be alot of hard training going on to participate in that sport.Carrying the Webster Dictonary in your backpack. Lifting the dictionary on daily basis. And then there is all that brain power you must aquire and don't forget the stategy that is involved. I just love SCRABBLE. ~Kathy Sameron
Although,I like sports,no...not the typical NBA,NFL,NHL,WWF,etc., I am going to talk about FASHION instead.I believe that all women love to SHOP! One thing that I can't
understand is that they spend hours and hours of shopping for the latest fashions. Few days later, they complain and whine with this common tone, "I have NOTHING to wear." In a matter of fact, my wife just made that comment yesterday. And guess what, we're going shopping
tommorrow....hahahaha
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."
I could use this as an intro as to some routines that people do before their matches or before a game.
-Julia Nguyen
COMMS 301
Monday 7-10:05
Sports and Fashion...Um.....I can't decide on neither. Sports involves chances of getting injured...I can't risk my precious skin, legs, arms, face, all of what attaches to my body to get bruised up. As for fashion, OH MY GOSH.... have ya realized about the "PRICE". You see, I'm a person who has money issue, so I only shop at bargain stores...So that means fashion is on the top of my "Most Expensive...Do NoT Even Consider About Purchasing List." In other words, it's my "Wish List". Bla bla bla...enough of this, in the end I see that Sandra gives me no other choices to choose from so I guess I will have to do my presentation on "Fashion." Good thing that I'm just doing a speech on it...and not "required" to do fashion shopping...hehehehe
Por Y. Vang
Comm 301 Monday 7-10
Football...Seeing Grown men with their tight spandex shorts and looking at their tight bottoms while their running...Is a vision in it self...Men watch for the tackling and touchdowns, Women watch it for the excitement of looking at the grown men bottom and they way they shake their bottoms after they had made a touchdown...
And the reason we gals eat so much during a football game is just to stop us from saying " Ohhh, What a Tight bottom he has," in front of our significant other....
Hahaha.....
Sabrina Ha Nguye
Comm301 Mondays 7-10pm
So a rabbi, a priest, and a minister go to a football game...don't know if there's actually a joke out there that starts off like that, but there damn well should be. my topic would definitely have to be sports related. sports is a major part of my life whether I'm playing a pick up game of bball down at the gym(CRAZY CROSSOVER!) or watchin highlights on Sportscenter there's nothing better than sports. For my presentation i would probably talk about football that's the sport i like the most. I would just go over the rules maybe throw in some cool facts or something.
Brandon Hooper
Haha I agree with Sabrina..Seeing grown men in tights...WOW...
Anyways, I think the best sport is Volleyball, The only best part is when Someone spikes the ball onto the opponents face and blood is gushing out...Thats always fun to see...
Tara Grewal
Comm301 Mondays
7-10pm
"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?"
"Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the sportswriter. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."
This would be a short little joke i would use to help ease anxiety for myself and cause the listeners to laugh. Then i would go into my speech on my topic. Hahaha
Kyle Jeremica
Since Sabrina tunes in to football for the grown men in tights. Something tells me she would have been a HUGE fan of the ancient Olympics.
The athletes practiced in the nude to the accompaniment of music. And on competion day the athletes competed naked! No medals were awarded back then,all the first place winner got was a lousy olive wreath to wear in his head!!
The second and third place winners? They just got sweaty rug burns for their efforts......... I for one am glad the Olympics have progressed.
Oops I forgot to "sign" my Olympic speech.
Sergio Garcia
Comm 301
Fashion or sports?? Is that even a real question?? Im a girl who is all about the latest style, but one thing I have never been able to pull off is the tight skirt look( I was cursed w/ thick thights)..But I found this joke online, and I am sure happy the tight skirt doesnt work for me!! HAHA!!
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way.
Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.
The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”
WATCH OUT FOR THOSES TIGHT SKIRTS LADIES!!
OOPS! Forgot to type my name on that last one..
~Gaby B~
Why do people always do outrageous extreme things to have fun?? Snowboarding is a sport that many people do as a leisure activity, however, they dont recognize how many injuries result from snowboarding a year. Snowboarding is....
-Cassie Kopa
Sports or fashion? That would be a tough one for me. On the one hand I am not really into sports. And as far as fasion is concerned watching the victoria secret fashion show is about as much as I get into it. I do enjoy watching the hunting shows on the outdoor channel, wich reminds me of a joke. Why is it that you don't put a scope your rifle to go bear hunting in Alaska? So that it doesn't hurt so much when the bear takes it from you and shoves it up your butt. That's one that my old auto teacher taught me. It's a very involved joke when you first tell it to people. You ask them the initial question and then they sit there and try to come up all sorts of logical answers for it. Then you give them the punch line. Its great. Thats how I would start my speach about hunting as a sport.
Esteban Lepe
Comm 301, M, CRC
I also enjoyed Erika's joke. Its the reason why I don't like boats.
For those of you who desire to become a runway model, just be ready for the constructive criticism and be open to wearing revealing, flashy designer clothing. In case you haven't noticed, all runway models have similiar characteristics. You know...they're all between the ages of 18 and 20, they have to be at least 5'8" weighing no more than 110 lbs, and have a face that would stop Donald Trump in his tracks. And, the style of clothing you're expected to wear...Oh my God! Be ready to reveal lots of skin...my suggestion, get a season tanning pass at the nearest tanning salon because that will be your home away from home. So, after hearing all that, how many of you are still interested?
Liz M.
The only time I actually sit down and watch any type of sport is when my husband is watching football. I don't watch for long. Probably for a few minutes or so just to check out what their lastest fashion is. Then I get up and walk away, then my husband says, "I know why you only watch football with me rather than basketball, only if it was for a few minutes.... it's the tight pants huh?" I respond, "Yep, that's why I'm not watching basketball because the shorts are too lose." :)
Amy Song
Hot, sweaty men in extremely tight pants playing hard under the glistening sun. Well, at least I got the girls attention, and I don't know if you guessed it or not but I was referring to baseball. When it comes to sports I like to spectate just as much as I like to particiate. Sometimes that can be just as much fun. But I espescially like watching baseball games mostly because of the tight pants but also because they have the best snack bars filled with juicy hot dogs, iced tea, a wide variety of candy, and sunflower seeds.
Cecilia Dumlao
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard, and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
I would explain about how you can drown in the deep sea without the right equipment.
Everett Luc
monday 7-10:05
Colin McAteer. Ping-Pong. The name of the game is in the title. You Ping the ball and then the ball Pongs for you on the other side of the net. The hall of fame of Ping Pong champions is few and far between, but that will not stop us from trying to be like those champions. Two players stand on opposite endings of a plush green table. The point is to have the perfectly round ball bounce once on your side of the table before you hit it back to your opponent. It sounds mindless, but it is an intense and fun game so look out for it.
my speech will start with a football joke ,because all i know about this sport is that its rough!!!so ladies if your partner plays football,"keep your helmit on"!!
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.
"Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."
"No," she cries, "It's too far."
"I play football, I can catch him."
The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline, bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers. Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
sorry forgot my name!the previous comment was mine ..
Jehad Nassar
The next time you play you have to becareful of what shoes you have on. I was in the sixth grade and my class was playing kickball. It was my turn to kick. I kicked the ball so hard that one of my shoe flew with the ball. That wasn't the embarassing part. The embarassing part was that the shoe that flew away had a hole on the bottom of the shoe. My classmate handed me my shoe and everyone saw it. This would be my intro for my speech.
Con Khlok
"Who would have ever imagined that grown men would risk broken noses, cracked ribs and even death over a purse and a belt? Welcome to the sport of boxing." ok maybe not really funny.... but it's an opener, yeah? yeah. ---Brittany Bianchini
Intro to fake speech about women in sports:
Women's sports have always inspired me and I often fantasize about victorious moments when I myself am working out. That got me in trouble recently, though, when I was thinking about the Brandi Chastain's winning penalty kick in the 1999 world cup. If you recall, she scored the winning goal for the United States and tore off her shirt, just like the men do, revealing a black sports bra. Very cool and inspirational moment! Anyway, after a particularly impressive session on the treadmill at my gym, I jumped off and tore my shirt off as I fell to the floor in victory. Yeah, they've asked me not to come back.
Jenna Wendley
Monday 7-10
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
-Gerald Garcia-
Hi Sandi,
Just wanted to let you know that YOU ROCK!!!! You are an awesomw teacher and I'm going to love being in your class. I have read the syllabus and understand it fully.
after the recent event in hockey, ie. the guy who alomst got his head chopped off by the blade of a fellow player, I just have to say that it's a real shame that men are actually losing their heads (no pun intended) over sports..............
For my fake presentation I think I would like to talk about something I'm not too familiar with.... Fashion! When I saw this topic I thought, huh, sports is an easy topic, with me being a sports fanatic; but then I thought, hey, Mel Gibson had fun in the movie "What Woman Want" by trying on women's clothes and products. So I decided, let's put on the "little black dress" and try to accersorize!
Edward Murillo Monday COMM 301
My oldest son hates wearing belts and one day he kept his hands in his pants to avoid wearing a belt all day. When I noticed I asked him about it and he said he didn't want to put his belt on. I told him well that is fine because he was the one that was going to be laughed at and called a dork when his pants fell down and showed his underwear. He looked at me dead faced and said "You gave birth to me so what does that make you." I had to laugh because I guess that made me the mother of a dork. That is how I would start out my speech on how sometimes in fashion we are all dorks.
Geraldine Young
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
"Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.
"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed!"
Shaiellesse works.
I'm would go with fashion-just because I think I can find more humor in it. This is how I'd start my speech....
I was never one two side with the latest fashion. In fact I prided myself in not fitting in to the size -2 jeans but somethng exciting has happened within the last year! For those of you that just couldn't let go of those slim jordache jeans,the colorfull leg warmers, and the neon colored shirts- guess what it's all back in fashion!! Not only that but the older the better! Just call it "vintage" and your good to go!
Janet Robles
Edward -that was hilarious! I can imagine you walkiing in to class in the full get up ready to present! :)
Janet Robles
We all know why we as men love football. It is for the passion the plays, the excitment and....the beer the beer commercials, and a perfect exuse to not do any work. what man wouldnt like the game. My topic would be about the effect sports have on marriages. (exclaimer i dont watch football or drink beer)
aaron newman
My presentation would be about playing fashion, its a sport too right? Wouldn't it be great to see people wearing a fruit costumes or a chicken outfit in an ice rink?Would be deliciously exciting wouldnt it? We no longer have to look in two different places for food and entertainment again.
Marco Ruiz
I would choose fashion as my topic and how everyone uses it to express themselves. I would start off by telling a funny story.
I used to take my niece to kindergarten everyday. And like most kids at this age they want to dress themselves because they are "big" kids now. Everyday she would wear her purple and pink polka dotted rain boots. Rain or shine, green or blue pants/shirt, it was her style of choice. And she was so adament about it. I could not talk her out of it. Til one day she realized that they had P.E. and she had to sit out during that time. The teacher sent in a note saying she needed to wear tennis shoes for P.E. days.
So...one day..without having to fight with her, she chose to wear her tennis shoes. I asked why she chose those shoes, because I had not said anything to her about it. Her answer was...."Auntie...my boots they hurt my big toe so my teacher makes me sit out because it hurts too much."
I just laughed and said, "Ok."
Melissa Xaochay
my presetation would probably start like this.... well, as you could see, i like to eat. thers no hiding it, but when your in the sport boxing, its often better to be bigger when it comes to this sport. i would much rather be bigger than my opponent than my opponent be bigger than me. some people say "the bigger thet are, the harder they fall." well i say "the bigger thet are, the you will fall!"
-Marco-Antonio Cueva
Well I have to admit I don't do humor well; however I found a baseball joke online too, and it went like this: Two old men were real baseball fanantics. The men made a bargain that if one died first that he would come back and let the other one know if there was baseball in heaven. One of the men died and one night the dead friend came back to the one that was still alive. The one that was alive asked well is there baseball in heaven. The dead friend said, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven and the bad news is you are pitching tonight. My presentation would be, Do you really want to know when it's your time?
Maxine M. Blake
Well I would have to make my joke and presentation on baseball. I watched a movie one time and I thought it was funny that they told the kid to run home and he took off running to his house and not to the home base. I thought this was really funny and I just wish I could remember the movie so I could share it with everyone.
-cristina martinez
Although I don't know too much about it, I will be talking to you today about the game of Football. One thing I do know is that I dread monday nights during football season. Another thing I know is that all you have to do is be good at playing the game, and you don't have to be really smart or anything, as in the words of Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Just as you don't have to be a smart guy to play the game you don't have to be a nice guy to coach the game, as in the words of Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, responded "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
~B.Barnes~
hello to all you well dressed indviduals. for a brief moment i am going to be talking about something that everyone loves... fasion. unfortunatly fasion is not something that everyone knows enought about. if not matching was a crime i am almost positive that the majority of the people out here would get life in prison.
If you look at a guy like me tall and athletic you would never guess that I could hit a tiny white ball 350 yards! Yeah thats right, Im a golfer and I love it. I love this sport because it is a lot harder than it looks, everyone thinks golf is easy until they try playing it, I always get a good laugh when one of my friends comes out for the first time to golf with me.
I would do a speech about the return of 80's fashion.
There I was, the first day of 4th grade, in my purple culottes, lavendar tights with purple legwarmers, and my off the shoulder sweatshirt, looking as if Punky Brewster spit me up. I was completely unaware of the fact that I looked a mess and equally unaware that my fashion choices, along with the choices of my fellow students, would singlehandedly ruin the 2007 fashion year. If only we'd joined together to ban legwarmers outside of dance studios, we could have saved our young.
-Malikka Rogers
Today I will be doing a speech on Football, and of course i would like to sart off with a joke since I am a little shy.
The Super Bowl has already ended but during the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.
The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"I did," said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"
"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.
"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.
"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.
"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."
Cute! I know. Well that would also be me the Centipede because I would take so long to get ready before my games because I am a little bit of a fashionista. I would always say to play good I have to look good too.
The Centipede Joke was me Alvaro Yanez sorry forgot to put my signature
When my kids were little I had an in- home daycare business which leads to one of my funniest memories. One little boy about six years old was playing in my sons' room and picked up the cup for an athletic supporter, put it on his face, turned to the other kids and said, "hey look, it's a dolphin mask". I could use that to open a speech on sports or fashion!
Oops, forgot to sign my comment about the "dolphin mask".
Julie King
I believe that fashion, aka shopping, can be a sport. You must wear appropriate footwear. You must have endurance to keep up in the game. Both fashion and sports require strict rules to be followed at all times. And, last but certainly not least, attitude! One engaging in either fashion or a sport must have a winning attitude.
Emma Braley
Julie, cute blog on the "dolphin mask"! :)
Emma
FOR MY SPEECH I WOULD CHOOSE TO TALK ABOUT FASHION.
I WOULD FISRT OPEN MY SPEECH BY DISCUSSING THE DO'S AND DONT'S OF FASHION. TO ADD A LITTLE HUMOR TO MY SPEECH I WOULD MENTION BRITNEY SPEARS. I WOULD SAY ,"TO BEGIN I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT NEVER, EVER FOLLOW BRITNEY'S FASHION SENSE, SHE IS A COMPLETE DONT!!!
THEN THE AUDIENCE WILL PROBABLY LAUGH BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS SHE DRESSES HORRIBLE, THEN I WOULD PROCEED TO MY PRESENTATION OR SPEECH FEELING BETTER WITH LESS TENSION.
How many of you have had a bad fashion day??? Well, on my recent vacation, I experienced a bad fashion week!! For my b-day I was given a surprise trip to Hawaii by my boyfriend. I only had a day to get ready. Being from California and more specifically the windy bay area, I packed all the wrong items. I was in long sleeved shirts and pants the entire time, while all the natives were in flip flops and shorts. I sttod out like a sore thumb, so in addition to the trip, I got also got a shopping spree!
Tyesha
I JUST FOUND THIS AWESOME JOKE ABOUT BILL CLINTON AND HOW BASEBALL FANS WERE WANTING HIM TO THROW THE FIRST BALL IN THE WORLD SERIES GAME, THEY WOULD HAVE ASKED HIARY BECAUSE THEY FELT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE WITH THE BALLS IN THE RELATIONSHIP. I LIKED THIS BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE FUN A BILL CLINTON AND HILARY BECAUSE HE WASNT THE GREATEST PRESIDENT. I FELL THAT THE AUDIENCE WOULD APPRECIATE THIS JOKE AND IT WOULD HELP ME FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH MY AUDIENCE.
ELIZABETH DODSON
my fake spech would be about fashion. guys love women in mini skirts. women love mini skirts with leggings. when ladies wear leggings with their mini skirts, guys find that sort of a cock block, while us ladies, find it a fashion statement.
yay. Jenilee Gayda
I would pick fashion. I would open up with somthing ubsurd. So the the new black is now naked, this years major fashion fashion trend is nothing at all. When everybody is completly shocked I would explain I was just joking. However I think I would surely get everyones attention.
~Roger Bascou~
I'm not an expert in either topic, which means research on both topics will be required. I guess I would choose fashion over sports because everyone can relate to it, whether you're trendy, hip, old-fashion, eclectic, etc. As a hook, I would show pictures of how each "type" of fashion has their faux pas. We've pick on Britney Spears from time to time in our class, I would definitly use her in one of my "hooks", perhaps a tribute to underwear???
Pat Myers
"Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets". ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960. This is so true!...Just last week I said to my BF that I have nothing to wear (to an event)but yet I just spent a couple of hundred dollars on an afternoon of shopping! I hate shopping :( I have no sense of style. Im a workling single mother for crying out aloud who doesnt have to time to keep up with the latest fashion. Hey, what's wrong with a jeans, uggs and a pullover hoodie! ;)
~S.Chavez
so really im a little stuck cause im not a big thing on fashion or sports. the sport i only ever watch is swim, and yes it too is a sport hahaha, everybody says its not. and guess what, my sport only comes on every 4 years...the olympics! i love it because first on all if your a woman you love the men in speedos, their simply gorgeous. Two, i love sport cause ive been a swimmer all my life so there ya go. And three, i guess if your a man its just sucks period hahaha.
-Natalie Aihara
TOPIC- FASHION
THE TOPIC I WOULD CHOOSE TO DISCUSS IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE WILL BE FASHION. I WOLD START MY SPEECH OF BY TALKING ABOUT THE MODELS IN THE BUSINESS. MY CROWD IM GUESSING WILL BE MOSTLY WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE LOT MORE INTERESTED IN FASHION.
IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SPEECH TO BREAK THE ICE I WOULD SAY SOMETHING SILLY THAT WOULD MAKE THE AUDIENCE LAUGH. I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE , “ these models you see today, they look like walking skeletons wearing Prada’s new spring collection”. THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE CONSIDERED A BIT SILLY AND BREAK THE ICE AND EASE THE TESION.
well have you ever seen womeb walking in shoes, usually high heels or boots and it seems like their feet is hurting so bad that they have to sit down, well i know i have and it is hillarious. Don't wear those shoes if yiu cant wear them for longer than 30 mins.. Darla A.
My presentation would be about basketball. Is it nessecary for a city to be put on hold when a championship is won. The streets were filled with excitment as the city team won the championship game. No one could could pass through the streets through the herd of stopped cars and traffic. Lawns filled with team shirts and flags on their front lawns too make a little extra cash. For some people yes the excitment is too much too bear. But for crazed fans it is the end of the world at time stops to celebrate the glorious day at hand.
Monica Aguirre
Pet peeves, we all have them even if we don't admit it. Some of us hate it when people snap there gum, or when the old person driving in front of us is going 5 miles per hour when were already late for school but my biggest pet peeve is a little different from others. I hate it when people wear different denims, i mean if your going to wear a denim jacket and jeans despite having the 80's calling to ask for there fashion sense back at least wear matching denim.
MY USER NAME WAS DOLCE SAID...
MY TOPIC WAS FASHION IT WAS LIKE THE 3RD TO LAST BLOG. THANKS
SARA BARAJAS
My fake presentation would have to be about fashion. I always see girls wearing two different colors that don’t even match. Then they top it off with strips and flaps or boots. But get this what hell is up with girls that wear snow boots with shorts and a T-shirt? I just want to go up to them and say what the hell where you thinking when you put that on this morning.
Ravindar Singh
Azalea Smoothie - DIY Fertilizer. These come in water soluble (Miracle Grow) Sale price CANVAS BAG BROADCAST SPREADER - Broadcast Spreaders: Evenly distributes seed, light weight fertilizer, granular and other materials. Fertilizer applied when grass is not growing wastes your money and time, since it will not be beneficially used by the grass. financial targets using car and truck bombs, some in Congress are calling for tighter restrictions on ammonium nitrate.
Post a Comment