Woo-hoo! Join Team Awesome and all your friends next week for a rip-roarin' good time during group activities! For this blog, practice using humor as a fun attention getter for almost any speech. Speculate about what Jhoey, Anuhm and Williamh might be so excited about using at least 5 lines of goofy text and strategically adding a silent "H" to your own name without affecting the pronounciation! I'll go first: Jhoey just recieved word that the CRC dean heard about how smart he is and granted him an honorary AA in "hair that defies gravity" while Anuhm is relieved that Joehy won't borrow her book any more since he won't be in class. Meanwhile, Williamh accidentally took too much allergy medication. --LOL--Sahndra
40 comments:
Sahndra you slay me with your silly ways! XO--Sandra
that' funny.
drusilla lang
That's hilarious:)
Keturah Guary
That whas vhery interhesting! I whas a lhittle confused at first, bhut had a ghood laugh! You always seem to kheep us laughing Shandrea. I have recommended you to many people with their intense fears of public speaking! Thanks For yhour excitement!
Dhesiree Peterson
haha... cant wait to do that!
Danielle Hansen
Williamh is happy to hear that his 80 year old girlfriend is still fertile. This means that Anuhm is ecstatic because she doesn't have to go through with her promise to Williamh of having all of his kids if his girlfriend was in fact not fertile, especially since Williamh wants to have around 15 because he needs them as cheap labor for his farm. Jhoey is happy because he had mimosas before class. =]
//MiGUE[h]L
After weeks of being on being on Team Snoozer, Williamh couldn't be happier to have switched sides to Team Awesome. Jhoey worked hard to recruit him because she knew his skills at animal mimicry would be a great asset to the team. Anuhm is also pleased to welcome Williamh. Together, the two of them will be a shadow puppet powerhouse!!!
Khathleen Pharren
Jhoey, Anuhm and Williamh seem REALLY excited! Jhoey just found out he inherited 2.6 million from his uncle Frhed, needless to say he is ecstatic! Williamh is happy about this because he wants to buy a giant ant farm and needs the funding, which Frehd has offered to give him. Anuhm is feeling pretty happy because Frehd can FINALLY pay her back for the lifetime supply of hair removal cream she bought for him. : ) Desiree
Almost forgot: From Dhesiree : )
Jhoey, Anuhm, and Williamh are so excited about having thumbs that work. No one would have guessed that all 4 thumbs in the picture could be so well used. Williamh looks almost blown away by the disovery as he holds on to the table for dear life. Jhoey looks very positive that his thumb and hair have the same max height. And Anhum looks amazingly happy that she is the only one at the table with TWO working thumbs.
Ahmandah is holding 2 thumbs up for you and can't wait for the lecture on this topic. She's sure it will be belly laughing good.
Team Ahwesome did it again! Jhoey, Anuhm, and Williamh all went a whole three days without chewing their thumbnails. It wahs touch and gho at first, bhut then Anuhm came up with the ideah to dihp their thumbs in radioahctive chili sauce. It was the whinning stategy-- even if Williamh did mahnage to stick his thumb into his lefht eye and end up at the ER fhor sihx hours. One side benefit of the strategy is that the whole teahm now have thumbs that glowh in the darhk.
Charles Berhtolehtte
Williamh couldn't be happier that he's just a little pale and burns easily, instead of turning into a vampire like he thought. Now that she can stop using her garlic breath-spray, Anuhm is ecstatic she can kiss her boyfriend again. Jhoey is doubly stoked that he doesn't have to drive a stake through his buddy and he found 20 dollars outside before class!
- Rhae Whright
Team Awesome, recently photographed basking in the glow of awesomeness, just discovered a microtissue that allows for the reattachment of dismembered thumbs. The photo shows each of their once severed and now repaired working thumbs.
The downside of this operation is that it leaves the mouth paralzed wide open. Causing bugs and other insects to fly right in. Trouble chewing, dry mouth, but it makes brushing the back teeth easier. Joey is still looking for his left thumb somewhere in Guam. All the while, researchers are working around the clock to reattach Willaims left hand. He still wears a watch which is peculiar, but nevertheless honorable. The team will be giving public speeches on Mondays about how to deal with dismemberment while publically speaking. Although the meetings may be postponed until a cure is found for the mouth thing. Hard to talk, stay posted.
~Lacey M. Schneider
Lhacey M. Schneider
Jhoey is so excited that Anuhm will go out on a date with him. Little did he know that Anuhm has been waiting for him to ask her out on a date. So since Jhoey asked her out she had to give him two thumbs up. Williamh over heard the conversation and congratulated the two on the first date. He was so happy for them that he offered to cook dinner for the first date. The three couldn't be more thrilled that Williamh made a small banner to share with the rest of the class the passion that the new couple has found.
Valenthiah Carlockh
Theam Awesomeh thanks you for your insighhtful comments! Jhoey called me the other nighht in tears because L'Oreal went bankrupt this week and his supply of Sudio Line Hair Gel is over! Anuhm is in crisis because her mom saw Anuhm's pictureh on line with two strange hot men on a Comm-you-nications Blog. Anuhm told everyone she was at CRC taking CAM 300 Intro to Culinary Arts Management...like a good girl.
Meanwhile...thanks Sandra for publishing my picture! Has HHomeland Security contacted anyone in the class about me yet? I am changing my name to Lacey M. Schneider. Hopefully, Team Awesomeh will pull itself together by Monday night!
Pharneet just arrived from playing soccer with his friend Jheffery. Jheffery received a trophy for “Humorous Missed Goal”, LOL. Jheffery wont be able to play for the rest of the season. Pharneet will need to find a new replacement. Lets keep up with the ball so we don’t miss any goals
Parneet
Team Awesome just won an all expenses paid trip to Porta De Varta. Due to Jhoey's and Anuhm's intensive work in the study of drawing happy faces, they won a nobel prize, which was given to them by the cofounder Williamh. What a great picture, it will be posted in the hall of fame for ages to come!
-ohlisah
Team Awesome just found out that they won the Colgate Smile Award. They are very excited because three weeks ago Anuhm went to her dentist, and got her new 360 whole mouth cleaner tooth brush that guarantees cleaner teeth, tongue, cheeks and gums. She was so impress with the toothbrush, she went out and got one for Jhoey and Williamh. At first Jhoey and Williamh had their doubts about the brush but when Anuhm came out of her room with a wonderful smile their doubts were over and they believe that this brush could do miracles they even brush their thumbs. yhesenia ghonzalez
My cat clawed my feet, so I clawed her back.Thismorning I fell out of bed, and then I accedently brushed my teeth with hair cream nasty.
Roxhanne
Harrington
My cat clawed my feet, so I clawed her back.Thismorning I fell out of bed, and then I accedently brushed my teeth with hair cream nasty.
Roxhanne
Harrington
sorry accedently posted my blog twice
Roxahnne
yes iht is true, ahnum williham and i, johey ohh, are ehxhilherated for sahndra's crahzy lehcture mohnday. it seehms as though ehverybody wants a piece of teahm ahwesome such as the retirhred nba plahyer on the back left corner and the victoria's secret model in the far right corner of the picture. ahnum was extremely ecstatic during the picture when she found out her purse would match her outfit. contrary to ahnums enthusiastic look, williham is actually suprised as he held on to the table for dear life as he was about to fall out of his chair. my look was pure orgiastic as you can see from the sign i am holding, there is a bite mark in which i consumed my daily dose of "trees".
And..I can see Russia, from my house! Sarah Ph.
Hello Sandrha I think your night class is greaht and very fun. Your comical style of teaching helps relax me before a speech. Keep up the greaht work your friend Stevhen.
drusillah lanhg, i guess i get it now the blog statements are right on the front page of the blog website; it alwahys seemhs like i have toh look for the bloghs and they are right in fron of meh. can i still get credhit for this? thank you.
drusillah lanhg, i guess i don't follow direction wehll. joehy, williamh, and anuhm, are having a ggod time. they look like they'hve gotten awahy with cheatingh on test like in chemistryh; and passedh with flyhing colorhs. can i get credhit for this?
My internet connection is finally fixed. But yes thats very funny.
Yours Truly, Janelle T
Anuhm has just recieved great news from her parents that she will have to have an arranged marriage.Buht,what she dosen't know is that she has to pick between Jhoey who is an elf and likes to suck the shorht thumb he already has. Or she can pick Williamh who likes to eat cocaroaches and dance the macarenah.
victorhia Smith
Oh nooooo! Did you hear? TEAM AWESOME is going to get fired! Their boss Jhason decided the money they were making at the nightly comedy venue wasn't getting enough bank. Sadly, the three had to do a final photo shoot and were forced to put on their biggest smiles. As you can see, Jhoey is looking to the left side of the room where a cop is handy with his ticket book. If you look carefully, Whilliam is looking to the right side of the room because Shandra is waving a piece of paper that says "F"....and finally Ahnum is looking straight toward the camera guy because he has his hand held up to his neck, signaling "dead meat"...Hence all three had to put on their biggest smiles...In the end, THE MAN, Jhason =] in this case, always wins...muhahhaha
Jhason Whong
Having just returned from the talk show that determined that he “is not the father”, Jhoey displays the test result paper. Anuhm is overjoyed that her man is back and is free and clear of any obligations to the other woman. While Williamh is ecstatic knowing that he can now arrange the bachelor party of the century in Las Vegas for Jhoey. Jhoey doesn’t know it yet, but the entertainer that Williamh will unknowingly contract with will be the same woman who accused Jhoey of being her baby daddy.
J.A.D. Jhackson
Team Awesome became team Awesome because food was at stake. There was word out that the local fair is giving away a years worth of food to the group that could fit the more jelly bellys in their mouths. Photos must be sent in order for acceptance as contestants. Since Anuhm, Jhoey and Williamh all grew up together, they decided to take this photo with wide mouths showing their potential talents. The two individuals in the background (team Taxed out)were the previous years champions and could not believe how much bigger Jhoey, Anuhm and Williams mouths were and were planning a way of sabotaging them the day of the fair. They spiked the drinks on the table with an agent leaving all of them unable to fully close their mouths the day of the event. This left the winning title to last year's previously winners: Team Taxed Out. Before the winners could be officially announced however, Anuhm contacted officials and with the photo as evidence, team Taxed out got hauled away for their vicious game plan. The Awesome team with half functioning mouths took home the certificate for a years worth of food.
Trang KHuu
Team awesome just found out Sahndra is no longer giving quizzes and as long as they give there speech they get an A+. Williamh is happy this will give him time to prep for his other classes. Anuhm gets to spend more time with her boyfriend now. And Jhoey is just happy he no longer has to study.
Miradha Fuglsang
Ahhh! Ahnum, Whilliam and Jhoey are all excited because they are being sent to Irahq as Goodwhill Ahmbassadors along with Angelinah Jholie and Brahd Pihtt. Ahnum was soh excited because she had always wanted to be Angelinah Jholie's babysitter and of course, to be closer to Brahd Pihtt. Jhoey was surprised that he was even picked, out of thousands of candidates because of his prior records with the FBI (embezzling thousands of dollars, when he used to work at Ghoodwill Store) and trouble with California Highway Patrol for too many speeding tickets. Whilliam, was so ecstatic because it was his dream to enter the political arena and this would get his fhoot in and eventually meet Sarah Palihn, whom he adores and worship.
Marie Parker
Our communication teacher, Sahndra just announced some exciting news about "Team Awesome." Jhoey, Williamh, and Anuhm are all part of this team. They had volunteer to be part of Party America's Halloween fashion show. Jhoey, who will be dressed as a clown, have been practicing his jokes. Williamh was chosen to be Arnold, in "The Terminator" because he does the voice so well. Anuhm, with her beautiful, long hair, wanted to be Pocohantas. Sahndra had decided to take a picture before the makeover to prove that she have some talented students.
Mayhger Vuohng
Jhoey, Anuhm and Williamh are just happy to be the newest crime fighting trio in America. Williamh takes on the new wave of Russian spies that have invaded our shores. Jhoey is taking on the evil villains who are polluting our hairspray with unnatural products. Anuhm is on a crusade to eliminate bad grammar from out TV airwaves. Taking on all the peoplez who be talkin like this!!! This new crime fighting team has been endorsed by the CIA (William), FDA, (Jhoey), and Department of Education (Anuhm). Evil Russians with bad grammar beware; you will not get your hands on our hairspray!
-Leo Novakovskiy
Wow this group looks like they are having fun, and have not even done their activity yet. Looks like William shared his allergy meds with the rest of his team. They are WAY too happy!! Where in the world did they get all that energy in the evening, because I was totally running on fumes. I think they wanted some extra credit for all that extra energy. Looks like Andrew in the back was trying to get the scoop on why they were so happy. I can't wait to hear all about their activity - Great photo people!!
~Ms. Dee Dee Chambers
William is extremely excited about his third thumb transplant surgery, three thumbs, not surgeries. Anum is trying desparately to compete but finds herself sorely lacking a sixth appendage on either of her hands. Now where did leave the green thumb? Joey has recently discovered his ability to read, and is excited about not having to point at the pictures on the menu and repeated state "No!!! the other one!!!" Collectively they are excited that the person with the camera is focusing on them and they can officially beginf their fifteen minutes of fame.
Shean Drischoll.
Williamh and anuhm decided after talking to each other during their group speeches that theyh wanted to go out on a date. jhoey is very jealous because he wanted to go out with anuhm. joehy confonts williamh and askes him not to go. To bad joehy lost his chance because he was to shy and williamh beat him to the chase. better luck next time joehy!
Dhanielle hhansen
Anuhm is bursting with glee now that she finally found an over the counter cure for the infection on her lip that doesn't involve amuptation. Jhoey's response was an immediate release of flatulance that didn't sit well with the girl in the back of the room. Williamh is glad his receeding hairline won't spread to other parts of his body.
Ahnnie Leungh
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